MATHEMATICAL!
For the love of Glob, please tell us there’s an Everything Burrito.
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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY! This one’s for all my Tumblr friends and followers. You have all been so supportive over the past year and to say thanks I’m going to be giving away a signed copy of my new book The Greatest Writer Alive and a signed original drawing. All you have to do is reblog this video and comment about someone in your life that you think is great! Or maybe someone that you don’t know that you think is doing great things. That way, even if you don’t win you get to tell the world about how great someone/something is, which is important. I’ll pick a winner sometime next week. Share away!
Love, Dallas!
You know who I think is great? Everyone. Everyone is brave. Everyone has a vision. We’re brave for different reasons and have different visions, but sometimes our bravery and our visions align and that’s a cool feeling. That’s when I realize how great everyone really is.
We can’t get enough of these photos from the set of Gatsby 3-D!
In the flesh.
It’s finally here. 11/11/11. Nigel Tufnel Day. The only day of the century that rocks hard enough to be turned all the way up to 11.
We asked NPR listeners for the songs you crank to 11 and we got a few undeniable eardrum busters.
We also made a Spotify playlist of 550 songs compiled from your nominations, just in case you want to crank the volume all day.
My Lord God,
I have no idea where I am going. I do not see the road ahead of me. I cannot know for certain where it will end. Nor do I really know myself, and the fact that I think that I am following your will does not mean that I am actually doing so.
But I believe that the desire to please you does in fact please you. And I hope I have that desire in all that I am doing. I hope that I will never do anything apart from that desire. And I know that if I do this you will lead me by the right road, though I may know nothing about it.
Therefore will I trust you always, though I may seem to be lost and in the shadow of death. I will not fear, for you are ever with me, and you will never leave me to face my perils alone.
"This song has a lesson. Let’s take it to heart, huh?
Make your
line as
thin
as
possible,
chopping
sentences
with little
regard.
Because,
you know,
the thinner
and
the choppier,
the more
artistic
and
meaningful
the words become